Internal Memo NOT FOR EXTERNAL RELEASE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!

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TO: Chief-Political-Officers – All Reichsgaue

SUBJECT: Reporting of Separatist Movements in Europe.

Regrettably, I have had to dismember (and no, that isn't a typo!) the CPO of BBC Europe due to this report which was allowed to appear on the site.

Belgian Flemish separatists make gains at polls

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19943890

I appreciate that an attempt was made to apply the appropriate terms for a subversive group trying to destroy a state – even such an insignificant one as Belgium – according to BBC political directive 11/647c "Negative Terminology for non-Approved Organisations".

However, it should have been f**king obvious that directive 11/647d "Suppression of News of Autonomous Movements" applied in this case.

Permitting the following text to appear –

"There have been growing calls for independence from nationalists in Catalonia in Spain and Scotland in the United Kingdom, as the eurozone crisis tests loyalties across the European Union."

- ensured that his balls were the first part of his anatomy to be "separatist".

While we got rid of most of the reputable journalists a long time age, I was under the impression that you remaining plebs could actually read and follow your f**king orders!

The whole point of the international agreement with the Dagoes, Frogs , Eyeties, Huns etc was that we agreed that we wouldn't let each others subject peoples know that others were also seeking autonomy.

Making each think they were an isolated group, and that nobody else thought that way remains exactly what we need to do. Otherwise the sods might feed off each other's success.

Divide and conquer is a successful strategy – as the pieces of the former PCO Europe know, as they float down the Thames.

This memo has been hacked onto the BBC site by resistance group "Insurgent Scots Attacking Beeb's Every London Facile, Racist And Sexist Edict – Revenge!"

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