By Britt Fann, Our Political Reporter

A couple of known trouble makers launched their latest attack on our beautiful Union earlier this week at a press conference in the Glasgow Unison office.

Wullie Black and John Thomson had gathered together leading lights from the anti-Bedroom Tax campaign and rogue elements from the press for a preview screening of a documentary that has been inappropriately titled as “Ratbag”. 

(Ed: didn’t those journalists get the Downing Street memo on having no truck with the scum?)

The badly shot film contains the exploits of known ambush terrorists Wullie Black, Sasha Callaghan and Cameron McKay on the infamous day when they attacked Mr Iain Duncan Smith in an Edinburgh hotel. Further interviews and another day of extreme terror also feature in the documentary.

Mr Black, the anti-hero of the documentary and a well known troublemaker from the Lothians, told BBC Scotlandshire: "I've always been a bloody troublemaker but it's not often I get to target such a loathesome creature as Iain Duncan Smith!"

"We're building a mass movement of troublemakers to deal with this inhumane Bedroom Tax."

Mr Thomson is even more dangerous. If you note his appearance in the Newswatch programme, he comes across as very reasonable, instead of the danger to the British State that he is.

BBC Scotlandshire’s code of conduct and high standards of journalistic integrity forbids us from commenting further on the content or nature of this “movie” except to say it is a complete fabrication of fact, designed to discredit the much needed and coveted Bedroom Tax and is nothing more than a libellous tirade on one of our finest government ministers.

This film should be immediately banned by the Better Together censorship department before it is released on the film makers' website on Thursday evening.

We urge everyone to avoid the Constitution Bar in Leith on Thursday night, around 7pm, as a large band of anti-Bedroom Tax whingers plan to have a free to attend world premiere of “Ratbag”. The infamous Cybernat known as "Citizen Smart" will also be there using lethal song in his fight against the almost democratic policy of our generous and caring Union.

The chair of the Scottish Human Rights Commission gave evidence to the wee pretendy Parliament's Welfare Committee on Tuesday along the same theme of welfare reform. Professor Alan Miller ranted about the legal challenges facing the Westminster Government and how the welfare reforms could well be a breach of human rights. It is more than likely he is a separatist as a sound U-KOK supporter would never be foolish enough to offer such a tirade of vitriol to the separatist cause. 

It is believed Mr Duncan Smith is exploring the possibility of taking the anti-bedroom tax scum to court for abusing his human rights to be a complete and utter bastard. Lawyers are divided as to whether those whose humanity is under question can claim human rights. They anticipate huge fees from the court proceedings.

Ian Davidson MP, Chairchoob of the Scottish Select Committee of Natbashing Overseers Lashing Ordinary Regular Democratic Scottish Freedomist Oddballs while Ratcheting Massive Expenses was called from his recent obscurity to comment. "Christ! It's aboot time ye askit me tae comment.Mind you, Ah've bin reclining sae much syne I goat thon new 'S chaise', an yon lassie fae the agency keeps findin new wyes tae mak it mair comfortable, that ah hivnae bin aroon a lot.

"Whit wir ye askin? Oh! IDS. Weel that's easy. Seems the Yoo Kay Stasticions Satiscions number crunchers hiv foon oot that he's bin pauchlin aw the nummers aboot the Bedroom Tax, an he's gettin a doin fae the Work an Penshuns Committee.

"Spikkin o' bedrooms and doins .. If ye'll excuse me?"

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