A musical tribute to the chairchoob - Ian Davidson
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By Ninja Penguin, our Lyrical Biographer
One of the country's top songwriters, Ninja Penguin, has released a single celebrating the life and work of a much loved labour MP. He who put the 'Doing' into 'Doing Good', Westminster's King of Slapstick, the man who likes to say NAW!
The song showcases the career and personality of the great Ian Davidson, all round good guy and chairchoob of the Scottish Affairs committee for Quisling Unionist Arseholes Slagging Independence - Letting Every Freethinker Turn to Yes.
The piece and its acompanying video form a touching tribute to a life well lived. A career, not in DE-cline, but in RE-cline. Enjoy.
Commenting at the launch of the new video in a Soho night spot, Mr Davidson told BBC Scotlandshire,
"That's f**kin awfy, so it is. If a get ma hauns oan they natz bastirts that did this vid, ah'll tear them a new aperture, so ah will.
"Ah'm oot ay here, man. Ah need a proper bevvy an nice wee recline efter listenin' tae aw that shite!"
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