By Nick Atory, Our Crime Correspondent

He's the latest in a long line of high profile celebrity prisoners to snub Fat Salmond's Scotlandshire. Moors murderer Ian Brady has said "I'd rather be rogered daily with a pineapple by the Camden boys in block H than go to Scotlandshire".

High profile prisoners to snub Scotlandshire and its separatist ways include former Labour MSP Mike Watson, who after setting light to Prestonfield House Hotel in 2004 and being sent to prison for 20 months decided to snub Scotlandshire and take up life as a Lord in London... which is obviously the centre of the universe.

Others include Abdel Bassets 'Liqourice Allsorts' Megraghi who deliberately gave himself terminal cancer in order to secure release from Scotlandshire prisons.

This obvious ploy was not picked up on by The Fat Controller or his minions. It should have been obvious that this was a ruse after the ever so sensible 'prisoner transfer agreement' set up by Tony Blair to transfer all of the Zero British Prisoners and 1 Libyan Prisoner in Scotlandshire should the need arise.

Of course rumours abounded that it was for some sort of dodgy deal in the desert, but this proved unfounded as no journalist investigated vigorously enough.

The blocking of the Transfer Agreement meant that Megraghi took extreme measures to get out of Scotlandshire noting afterwards that "Scotland is so wee, poor and stupid..."

Megrahi, of course, is a Moor just like Othello, whom the world's only playwright, William Shakespeare correctly described as a murderer, like all his people.

"Since all Moors are murderers, an independent Scotlandshire could never defend itself against the horde of Moor Murderers that would immediately descend on a separate Scotlandshire were it to separate from the defences of the British State that has embarked, as so often previously, on wars to subjugate Moors and their associates", said Michael Moore just as he was taken out by a US drone.

US drone, Mitt Romney, commented that such "friendly fire" incidents were normally regrettable but, in this case, no one was bothered.

Clinical psychologist, Kudnae Gieadamm, advised that the ravings of psychotics who claimed to be on hunger strike, but made themselves toast were just as believable as psychotics who claimed to be First Minister of Scotlandshire, then called a referendum which would also make them toast.

An SNP spokesperson said "What? This is a load of bollocks... do you guys even do reporting now or is it all one big smear?" -  which is a typical reaction from a cyber-eco-anti-English-nazi-facist-communist-democrat-nat.

---

Related Articles

STV News : Moors Murderer Ian Brady claims Scots prison request is 'rubbish'

Comments

Due to the huge number of complaints, comments are no longer banned on BBC Scotlandshire News pages.

Comments or no comments, it's still OUR job to tell YOU what to think - NOT the other way around.