We are all National Collective - but we submitted to bullying before

By BBC Scotlandshire Journalists, Their Revolting Correspondents

knickersWhile our bosses were in the Executive Dining Room, we took the opportunity to look through their drawers. We were shocked by what we found.

Smears were evident in the most remarkable places, and suggested an outbreak of fear defacation.

Scientists have long been aware that fear stimulates a release of corticotrophin releasing factor from the hypothalamus. This in turn activates parasympathetic nerve endings to enhance colonic motility, leading to Unionists shitting themselves.

Investigating futher, we discovered an email from UKOK head Alastair Darling to our Head of News, warning them that independence supporters no longer seemed able to be browbeaten, bullied, threatened, and lied to by the rich and powerful. "That's the end of my career!", said Darling. The email linked to a National Collective article - a site we had been forbidden to look at.

Not being bullied sounded a pretty good (if new) idea to us, so we all signed this message of support to the artists and creatives at National Collective.

  Revels Aldustbin         Hydra Heid                 Munnies Ranoot

Nick Atory                  Isa Holder                  Cannae Reed

Ian Backbone                                              Newt Reeno

Jacko Bailey               Jed Hynite                 Candida Ricketts

Rich Bean                   Shinemy Johnson       Dinnae Sayaye

Sharny Beets              Ken A Joke                Givem L Sergeant

Bias Binding               Rusty Knales              R Slicker

Emmet Broon             Twice Knightly            Paerwie Sole

Love Lee Bunee          May Kupanummer      Norisk Taken

Nat Butcher                 Quentin Letsno           Yosuf Bin Telt

Charity Case               Amahb E Lever          Bull Terryer

Tote De Clare              Beef Lynx                  Heertae Thair

Santa Closed              Llando MacBelleve     Pisar Tiste

Frazier Crane               Pears McAvity            Gray V. Trane

I Ken Damol                Max McCaird              Prin Tshit

Pam Door                   Kerry McItbag            Skaereem Unster

Britt Fann                    Crapt N. McKegs        Dee Vine

Paedro File                 Guy McV                   Withered Vine

Scott Fleg-Monger      Leo Nardo                  Therraw Voteless

Sev Moraine Forest     Annagid Nuyeer          Naemair Waist

Lickspittle Gallagher    Proddy O'Shinner       Ken S Wirnaegood

Berther de Gither         Fukem Pairfowk         Pityerex Wright

Rickie Gordonstoun    Brendan Paisley         Fuk Yew

Yilluv Hadyirtee           Neil Prostrate             Tobias Yirnovoat

Olly Halliburton           Free Quinn-Flyer         Sly Youngman

We Are All National Collective

 (btw - Any decent jobs going out there?)


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