We are all National Collective - but we submitted to bullying before
By BBC Scotlandshire Journalists, Their Revolting Correspondents
While our bosses were in the Executive Dining Room, we took the opportunity to look through their drawers. We were shocked by what we found.
Smears were evident in the most remarkable places, and suggested an outbreak of fear defacation.
Scientists have long been aware that fear stimulates a release of corticotrophin releasing factor from the hypothalamus. This in turn activates parasympathetic nerve endings to enhance colonic motility, leading to Unionists shitting themselves.
Investigating futher, we discovered an email from UKOK head Alastair Darling to our Head of News, warning them that independence supporters no longer seemed able to be browbeaten, bullied, threatened, and lied to by the rich and powerful. "That's the end of my career!", said Darling. The email linked to a National Collective article - a site we had been forbidden to look at.
Not being bullied sounded a pretty good (if new) idea to us, so we all signed this message of support to the artists and creatives at National Collective.
Revels Aldustbin Hydra Heid Munnies Ranoot
Nick Atory Isa Holder Cannae Reed
Ian Backbone Newt Reeno
Jacko Bailey Jed Hynite Candida Ricketts
Rich Bean Shinemy Johnson Dinnae Sayaye
Sharny Beets Ken A Joke Givem L Sergeant
Bias Binding Rusty Knales R Slicker
Emmet Broon Twice Knightly Paerwie Sole
Love Lee Bunee May Kupanummer Norisk Taken
Nat Butcher Quentin Letsno Yosuf Bin Telt
Charity Case Amahb E Lever Bull Terryer
Tote De Clare Beef Lynx Heertae Thair
Santa Closed Llando MacBelleve Pisar Tiste
Frazier Crane Pears McAvity Gray V. Trane
I Ken Damol Max McCaird Prin Tshit
Pam Door Kerry McItbag Skaereem Unster
Britt Fann Crapt N. McKegs Dee Vine
Paedro File Guy McV Withered Vine
Scott Fleg-Monger Leo Nardo Therraw Voteless
Sev Moraine Forest Annagid Nuyeer Naemair Waist
Lickspittle Gallagher Proddy O'Shinner Ken S Wirnaegood
Berther de Gither Fukem Pairfowk Pityerex Wright
Rickie Gordonstoun Brendan Paisley Fuk Yew
Yilluv Hadyirtee Neil Prostrate Tobias Yirnovoat
Olly Halliburton Free Quinn-Flyer Sly Youngman
We Are All National Collective
(btw - Any decent jobs going out there?)
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