Spoof Slips Separatism into Sports Section

By Chick Gerry-Hattrick, Our Sport & Commonwealth Games Royal Correspondent 

Johnny Bossyman, Heid of Bias and Current Scaremongering at BBC Scotlandshire, has announced a new coruscating documentary on the introduction of separatist propaganda into routine broadcasting on the spoof channel.

"Only BBC Scotlandshire is capable of maintaining the standard of British propaganda expected from a UK public state broadcaster. Action must be taken against all rogue spoof channels who're obviously in cahoots with the separatists", he frothed.

After seeing the documentary, Ian Davidson MP, Chairchoob of the Westminster Committee on Countering Radical Independence Chaos & Keeping English Territory volunteered a few choice words about the success of the Scotlandshire woman curlers. He responded:”Ah didnae ken wummin wun onything fur playin aboot wi stanes. Ah’ve goat a couple o stanes that need a good rub an they hud better be world champion at daein that or thull be gettin a doin!"


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