By Catty Wrentoon – Political correspondent, permanently embedded

The Scottish Labour Party has demanded the expulsion of separatists from the Union movement following violent scenes at a recent Clydebank Trade Union Council evening meeting.

Jackie Baillie MSP, most distinguished purveyor of justice and truth, found a room full of Natz waving Saltires and asking menacing questions throughout a recent Clydebank TUC evening meeting.

She told BBC Scotlandshire:

"The STUC has obviously been overrun by SNP members who're known to hate the glorious Scottish Labour Party just for the sake of it. Their hatred is totally irrational as we love and respect all Natz scum!

"I've already sent off an email to Labour Party HQ in London to request the unions weed out these undesirables.

"The Police have also been asked to look into a stalker from Govan who goes by the name of SITV Tam! He keeps ambushing Labour politicians at public events with totally sensible but difficult to answer questions. He's obviously one of those Natz stalker types."

Responding to how the video of the meeting suggests even Labour members are starting to turn against the policies being instigated by Johann Lamont, the Labour Leader in Scotlandshire, Ms Baillie offered up a potential reason for her coming across as a troughing Unionist politician more suited to Westminster than Holyrood.

"The editor of this video must have been an SNP member or maybe even Wee Eck himself."

"The meeting certainly didn't go down like it is shown in that video so the only answer is the video had been selectively doctored to make the Labour Party and me look bad."

Ian Davidson, Chairchoob of Notable Eejits at Westminster Say Nationalists Are Traitors was keen to comment on the videos:

"Whit the f—k? The unions ure obviously full ay Natz. Pair Jackey didnae ston a chance tellin' the plebs thur place!

"Ye wudnae get sick ay giein' that moothy auld yin oan the panel a right doin, wid ye?"

Unfortunately Ed Miliband had pressed the mute button on the Johann Lamont remote control. She was available for comment, but even though her lips were moving no comment came out!

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